Her name is maxtelena. If you have an opinion that is anything less than supportive, I've got this to say to you. And I mean this in the most sweet way.
Shut your mouth.
Today is our last full day with the muffins. We've really been snuggling up with them.
Today I asked maxtelena to give me a kiss and she did the exact thing that Phyllis does, she tilted her head to the side so I could kiss it. Oh boy.
I thought, wow she really is mine.